The Life and Times of Mary


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Anonymous said: But if I can off anon, then you wouldn't like me. I just love admiring you and staring at your sweet smile. I want to kiss those lips. You should write a sexual short story.

Maybe, I want to try, but not yet.  And though I am flattered that you find me attractive, it makes me uncomfortable.  And I don’t even know you, why would I not like you.

Anonymous said: You should be flattered and I want to fuck you so bad. You'd be so amazing in bed. I'd fuck you silly!

Yeah, now I’m just creeped out.

Anonymous said: Hey gorgeous, how can I get to know you better?

Well you can start by getting of anonymous. ;)

Anonymous said: I love your fanfic, it's so amazing. God I want you to read it while I fuck your brains out.

Um, thankyou.  I don’t know whether I should be flattered or horrified by the sexual harassment.

Anonymous said: You should post more selfies. You are the cutest thing ever. I want you.

Thank you. :)

Here’s a selfie, I don’t normally take them, but just for you.

holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them

Source: holyshitspn

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

Source: awwww-cute

sugar-soul:

*gasp* Friend is lonely?

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on my way friend… woah wait…yes

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I dance to maek you happy

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did friend like dance?

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I shall battle the sadness!

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friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely

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lots of people love friend!  shes funny

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I give huggles to friend

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when friend is happy, we are happy

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remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!

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you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.

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SHIBE OUT!

Source: sugar-soul

stayoutofitnick:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

allofthefeelings, this is both adorable and important for headcanon.

Everyone else, this is adorable.

Source: seraphica

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

Source: egberts